Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is coming.
My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"
I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"
And that's when the fight started...
What do all the female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?Go into town and blow a couple of bucks!
My wife and I were sitting at breakfast having bacon and eggs. I told her: Darling, you're just like bacon... you look, smell and taste fantastic!"
Thanks she said... before I added: "And your both killing me slowly."