Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is coming.
A man and his wife are setting up the password on their new computer. The man trying to be clever types in "MyPenis", the computer denies it.
His wife says, "I told you it wasn't long enough!"
And that's when the fight started...
What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A widow.
Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?
It's for the Christmas period.
