How come during sex it's OK to say, 'Who's your daddy?,' but it's not OK to say, 'I love you, mommy'?
My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"
I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."
And that's when the fight started...
What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo
Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
