How come during sex it's OK to say, 'Who's your daddy?,' but it's not OK to say, 'I love you, mommy'?
Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"
I told her "Dust!"
And that's when the fight started...
Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?
You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
