How come during sex it's OK to say, 'Who's your daddy?,' but it's not OK to say, 'I love you, mommy'?
My wife was on the rag and really acting like a pain in the ass. So I figured I throw some gas on the fire and told her: "I figured out why they call it PMS... Mad Cow Disease was already taken!"
And that's when the fight started...
How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
