How come during sex it's OK to say, 'Who's your daddy?,' but it's not OK to say, 'I love you, mommy'?
How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is coming.
My wife suggested: "Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!"
So I told her: "Sure... but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on."
And that's when the fight started...
