How come during sex it's OK to say, 'Who's your daddy?,' but it's not OK to say, 'I love you, mommy'?
Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?
By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?
To warm up her husband's dinner.
Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
