How come during sex it's OK to say, 'Who's your daddy?,' but it's not OK to say, 'I love you, mommy'?
Why do men like women with small hands?
It makes their dicks look bigger.
Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"
"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
