How come during sex it's OK to say, 'Who's your daddy?,' but it's not OK to say, 'I love you, mommy'?
My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do.
Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
A lawyer asks his partner, "Are you fucking the new secretary?"
The partner tells him, "No."
So the first lawyer says, "Great! Then you fire her."
