#WTF?! A man whose last name is Bacon faces charges in a dispute over sausage. No, not that sausage. But we like how you're thinking!

Joseph Bacon, 19, of Madison, New Jersey was arrested as reported by The Star-Ledger. Police were called to the home for a reported dispute in progress. When officers arrived, they say Bacon had assaulted another person at the home for eating the last piece of sausage. 

Bacon was arrested and charged with simple assault. No more sausage for Bacon. Looks like he'll be dining on bread and water for a while.

The victim's identity was not released. Police say the victim did not suffer any injuries. At least not to his sausage!

(Story courtesy of abc13.com)