What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
Another lawyer.
My wife was telling me all about this new transgender thing... you know, where guys turn themselves into women. I said to her: "Yeah. Well that ain't nothin' You know how to turn a fox into an elephant?"
She said: "How?" I told her: "Marry it."
And that's when the fight started...
How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?
They both don't exist!
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
