What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
Another lawyer.
My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"
I said, "It does now."
And that's when the fight started...
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After two years, the job still sucks.
