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Not Meant To Be Funny, But It Is

Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos
Published: 06 December 2014
Hits: 1484

When this CNET Anchor starts talking about a heated toliet seat (starts at 0:41) you might just laugh a little!

"Enjoy the cozy warmth..."

Billy's Dad Is A Fudge Packer

Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos
Published: 05 December 2014
Hits: 1453

And I bet he'll pack that fudge really tight!

Best Way To Take Care of Your D*ck (Part 2)

Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos
Published: 04 December 2014
Hits: 1433

Our friends over at Barely Political are back with another amazing video, this time, how to keep your d*ck nice and hard.

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What's Better Than A Good Day Fishing

Jack and his buddies were hanging out, planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, Jack had to tell them that he couldn't make it because his wife wouldn't let him go. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Jack headed home frustrated and depressed.

The following week when all the guys arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Jack sitting in his camp chair next to a roaring campfire with a cold beer in his hand. "How did you talk your wife into letting you come?" the guys asked.

"I didn't have to," Jack replied. "Yesterday, when I left work, I came home, grabbed a beer,  and slumped down in the couch ready to drown my sorrows knowing I couldn't go fishing with you guys. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me, covered my eyes and yelled, 'Surprise'. When I peeled her hands back and spun around, there she was standing in front of me in a beautiful see through negligee. In a low voice she whispered, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,' And so... here I am!"

Pinocchio's Complaint

Pinnochio tells his Dad that whenever he has sex with a girl, she complains about the splinters. His father gives him a piece of sand paper and tells him to rub his dick with it before sex and it should solve the problem.

A few days later, his father asks: "How are things going with the girls?" Pinocchio tells him: "Girls... who needs girls?"

Biology Class

The teacher was trying to teach the class the proper words to use when describing bodily functions. She admonished the class to use the term urinate. To reinforce the lesson she asked the class to use their knew word in a sentence.

When she called on Little Johhny he said: "Teacher... urinate. But if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten!"

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