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Not Meant To Be Funny, But It Is

Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos
Published: 06 December 2014
Hits: 1519

When this CNET Anchor starts talking about a heated toliet seat (starts at 0:41) you might just laugh a little!

"Enjoy the cozy warmth..."

Billy's Dad Is A Fudge Packer

Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos
Published: 05 December 2014
Hits: 1489

And I bet he'll pack that fudge really tight!

Best Way To Take Care of Your D*ck (Part 2)

Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos
Published: 04 December 2014
Hits: 1465

Our friends over at Barely Political are back with another amazing video, this time, how to keep your d*ck nice and hard.

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I Got More Important Things To Do

Joe gets a ticket to the Super Bowl from his company, but when he gets there, the seat is in the last row way back in the corner of the stadium.

Halfway through the first quarter, Joe sees through his binoculars an empty seat ten rows off the field, right on the fifty-yard line. He decides to take a chance, and makes his way around the security guards to the empty seat.

As he sits down, Joe says to the guy sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anybody sitting here?"

The guy says, "No."

Joe says, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl and not use it?"

The guy says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't seen together since we got married in 1967."

Joe says, "That's really sad. But couldn't you find anyone to take the seat? A friend, or a close relative?"

The guy says, "No, they're all at the funeral."

The Doctor Will See You Now

The receptionist calls the doctor into the waiting room in a panic: "Doctor, the patient you just treated died on his way out the door. What should I do?"

The doctor says, "Turn him around so it looks like he died on the way in."

Either Way It Works

A nun came to her Mother Superior and asked her to hear confession. "Today Father Johnson told me I had the gates of Heaven between my legs, and that he had the Key to Heaven. Then he opened my gates with his key."

"That bastard!" said Mother Superior. "He told me it was Gabriel's trumpet, and I've been blowing it."

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