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Not Meant To Be Funny, But It Is

Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos
Published: 06 December 2014
Hits: 1459

When this CNET Anchor starts talking about a heated toliet seat (starts at 0:41) you might just laugh a little!

"Enjoy the cozy warmth..."

Billy's Dad Is A Fudge Packer

Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos
Published: 05 December 2014
Hits: 1429

And I bet he'll pack that fudge really tight!

Best Way To Take Care of Your D*ck (Part 2)

Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos
Published: 04 December 2014
Hits: 1407

Our friends over at Barely Political are back with another amazing video, this time, how to keep your d*ck nice and hard.

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Dad Knows The Score

When I was 16, my dad sat me down and said, "Dick, someday you're gonna meet a girl who's gonna be so right and so wonderful and so perfect that you're not even gonna haggle about the price."

At Least Take A Lunch Break

A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. "Would you maybe like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee?" He declines. "It’s this Viagra," he says, "It’s really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires. He declines. "It’s this Viagra," he says, "it’s really taken the edge off my appetite."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She tells hum "I’ll go to the store and buy you whatever you want. Maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe a pizza or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes?" And once again he declines. "It’s this Viagra," he says, "it’s really taken the edge off my appetite."

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I’m fuckin' starving."

Pay Back Is A Bitch

I was furious when I found our joint checking account was empty. When I confronted my wife all she said was, "It's my turn." "What do you mean, your turn?" I shot back.

"In bed," she told me, "you've been making early withdrawals for years. Now... it's my turn."

And that's when the fight started...

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