Best Way To Take Care of Your D*ck (Part 2)

: Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos; Published: 04 December 2014; Hits: 1266

Our friends over at Barely Political are back with another amazing video, this time, how to keep your d*ck nice and hard.

What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.

It's called St. Valentine's Day because "St. Blowjob for Jewelry Day" just didn't have the same ring to it.

A priest is walking down the street and passes by a prostitute who yells out, "$20 for a handjob!"

He keeps walking but later he asks a nun, "What's a handjob?"

She replies, "20 bucks... same as in town."