Best Way To Take Care of Your D*ck (Part 2)

: Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos; Published: 04 December 2014; Hits: 1583

Our friends over at Barely Political are back with another amazing video, this time, how to keep your d*ck nice and hard.

My wife was about to start her morning nag when I shot out: "You know our marriage is like a three-ring circus..."

And before she could comment I told her why: "First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering!"

And that's when the fight started...

What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?

Being a man.

My wife asked me to get her a watch for her birthday.

I told her, "What for...there's a clock on the stove!"

And that's when the fight started...