Best Way To Take Care of Your D*ck (Part 2)

: Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos; Published: 04 December 2014; Hits: 1490

Our friends over at Barely Political are back with another amazing video, this time, how to keep your d*ck nice and hard.

What does it mean when your wife is lying in bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?

You choose.

My wife told me I should be more affectionate.

So I told her I got a girlfriend.

And that's when the fight started...