Our friends over at Barely Political are back with another amazing video, this time, how to keep your d*ck nice and hard.
4 shots of tequila & I bang my wife doggie style.
2 makes her horny & 2 more gets her out on the front lawn.
What's the difference between a conservative and a liberal?
A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"