Best Way To Take Care of Your D*ck (Part 2)

: Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos; Published: 04 December 2014; Hits: 1652

Our friends over at Barely Political are back with another amazing video, this time, how to keep your d*ck nice and hard.

A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister."

"That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."

It was our anniversary and I asked my wife if she remembered out wedding vows when the minister said "for better or worse?"

She said: "Yeah... You couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse."

And that's when the fight started...

What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?

A trip without the kids!