Best Way To Take Care of Your D*ck (Part 2)

: Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos; Published: 04 December 2014; Hits: 1434

Our friends over at Barely Political are back with another amazing video, this time, how to keep your d*ck nice and hard.

How do you confuse a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

My wife came out of the shower, winked at me and said, "I shaved my pussy! You know what that means?"

I said, "Yeah the fucking drain is clogged again."

And that's when the fight started...

What's a birth control pill?

That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.