And I bet he'll pack that fudge really tight!
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.
No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.
Bartender to pirate: Why the paper towel sticking out of your hat?
Pirate: Arrgh, Got a bounty on me head.
