And I bet he'll pack that fudge really tight!
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
A guy wanted to have sex with his wife. So he gave her a wink and popped a Viagra.
His wife looked at him and said: "You know why Viagra is just like Disneyland? They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride!"
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
