And I bet he'll pack that fudge really tight!
My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.
A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
A drunk's walking along and smacks right into a tree. He backs up a few steps and then walks into the tree again. And then he does it again!
Finally he mumbles to himself, "This is great. I was supposed to be home hours ago, and here I am, lost in the fuckin' forest."
