And I bet he'll pack that fudge really tight!
My wife and I were discussing the recent death of a friend. She asked me: "Why do you think men die before their wives?"
I said: "Because they want to."
And that's when the fight started...
Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?
Monica swallowed them.
It was dad's turn to take his 10-year old daughter for a haircut... so he took her to his favorite barber.
While she was sitting in the chair with her lollipop the barber walked up and warned, "You're going to get hair on your lollipop."
The little girl nodded and said, "Uh, huh. And I'm gonna get tits, too."
