Not Meant To Be Funny, But It Is

: Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos; Published: 06 December 2014; Hits: 1239

When this CNET Anchor starts talking about a heated toliet seat (starts at 0:41) you might just laugh a little!

"Enjoy the cozy warmth..."

My wife wanted to convince me of the benefits of marriage. So she argued "You know married men live longer than single men."

I shot back: "That's not true, it only seems longer."

And that's when the fight started....

A guy goes in to see an optometrist.

The doctor says, "You have to stop masturbating."

The guy says, "Why? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

"Mom I tied the knot."

"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."