Nice editing! Funny!
A stockbroker calls a client and says, "Sam, I have good news and bad news."
Sam says, "Tell me the bad news first."
The stockbroker says, "I lost all of your money."
Sam says, "What's the good news?"
The stockbroker says, "I got laid last night."
I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.
There was soup everywhere!
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"