Nice editing! Funny!
My wife wanted to be a little playful, so she whispered: "Say dirty things to me!"
So I said: "Bathroom, kitchen, living room..."
And that's when the fight started...
What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar.
My wife told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy.
When I came back she asked what did I get. I told her I got drunk.