These classic Equals Three compilations coming out every week are really hitting the spot. Hillarious!
I needed hearing aids, so I asked my doc for the latest technology. You know... the ones that connect directly to the 900 chat lines so I can listen "hands-free"... if you know what I mean.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!