These classic Equals Three compilations coming out every week are really hitting the spot. Hillarious!
What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?
Ka Ching!
What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass.
My wife saw a Craigslist ad where a guy was offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium. She looked at me and asked: "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"
"Absolutely not," I told her. "The season's more than half over!"
And that's when the fight started...