These classic Equals Three compilations coming out every week are really hitting the spot. Hillarious!
Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
I have the worst luck when it comes to scoring with chicks. Last night I got this cute little number back to my place and made my move with, "So you want to have sex?"
She said, "Well, I don't normally do this... but I think I'm gonna pass."
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.