Yeah, a really funny episode of Equals Three. Couldn't pass on sharing this one!
My wife wanted to convince me of the benefits of marriage. So she argued "You know married men live longer than single men."
I shot back: "That's not true, it only seems longer."
And that's when the fight started....
Husband says to his wife, "Here's 2 aspirin & a glass of water for your headache."
"I don't have a headache." His wife tells him
"Good. Now strip. We're fucking."
The difference between buying a lottery ticket and fighting with your wife?
You have a chance at winning the lottery.
