Yeah, a really funny episode of Equals Three. Couldn't pass on sharing this one!
What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
It's the spring, and the baby bear comes out of his cave. His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck. He's skin and bones, with big circles under his eyes.
His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter like you were supposed to?"
He says, "Hibernate? Shit! I thought you said masturbate!"
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
