Yeah, a really funny episode of Equals Three. Couldn't pass on sharing this one!
Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & pray you don't multiply.
And if your partner is really good she'll have no problem finding the root!
What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
Topless babe walks up to 2 guys on the beach wearing Hawaiian shirts. They look her up and down and smile. She smiles back and says: "Hello, Fathers."
One guy asks her: "How did you know we're priests?"
"I'm Sister Mary Kathryn. We take vacations, too."