Yeah, a really funny episode of Equals Three. Couldn't pass on sharing this one!
I asked my wife if we should get a pet for around the house.
She said she already has all the pets she needs: A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for everything.
And that's when the fight started...
Why aren't federal government employees allowed to look out the window in the morning?
Because then they would have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"
Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."
