Yeah, a really funny episode of Equals Three. Couldn't pass on sharing this one!
I have a a real problem with sex and booze...
Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.
I come home from work to find my wife in tears sobbing her mom passed away. She asks: "What should we do -- cremate her or bury her?"
I tell her: "Don't take any chances. Do both."
And that's when the fight started...
A midget whips out his two-foot dick.
The whore he's with says, "Oh, no, you ain't putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."
"Fuck you" he tells her. "I can do that myself."
