Yeah, a really funny episode of Equals Three. Couldn't pass on sharing this one!
A lady goes golfing and gets hit in the ass really hard with a golf ball. She goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "Where were you hit?" She says, "Between the first and the second hole."
He says, "That doesn't leave alot of room for a band-aid, does it?"
If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?
The swallow.
I want you to know I'm famous for more than just this website. My dick was in the Guiness Book of World Records.
Until the librarian kicked me out.