Another video that isn't meant to be funny, but really is... Just makes you say "WTF?!? Who are these crazy people!?"
Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?
Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
How's broccoli like anal sex?
If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.
My wife and I were sitting at breakfast having bacon and eggs. I told her: Darling, you're just like bacon... you look, smell and taste fantastic!"
Thanks she said... before I added: "And your both killing me slowly."
And that's when the fight started...