Cabbage Patch Kids Craziness

: Category: Dick's Tube - Hilarious Videos; Published: 30 December 2014; Hits: 1300

Another video that isn't meant to be funny, but really is... Just makes you say "WTF?!? Who are these crazy people!?"

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"Doctor! It Hurts When I Do This!"

A girl says to her doctor, "You have to help me. I hurt all over." She touches her right knee with her index finger and says, "Ow! That hurts." She touches her left cheek with her index finger and says, "Ouch! That hurts, too." She touches her right earlobe with her index finger and says, "Ow! Even that hurts."

The doctor says, "Are you a natural blonde?" She says, "Yes." The doctor says, "You have a sprained finger."

Need A Change Of Pace

You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."

Today was no exception.

How To Really Tie One On

A string walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry pal, we don't serve strings here."

So the string walks outside, ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back into the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."