Our friends over at Barely Political have put together this amazing video to help a man take care of his old d*ck!
What do you have with two balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
Old guy calls a plumber. "There's a leak over my kitchen table."
The plumber asks him "When did you first notice it?"
"After it took me two hours to finish my soup last night."
When's the best time to put out the cat?
When it's on fire.
