Our friends over at Barely Political have put together this amazing video to help a man take care of his old d*ck!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
A guy was complaining to his buddy: "Man, I had it all - money, a big house, a luxury car, and most of all the love of a beautiful woman. And then POOF... just like that it was gone!"
'What happened?' asked his friend.
"My wife found out..."
"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."
And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!
