Our friends over at Barely Political have put together this amazing video to help a man take care of his old d*ck!
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
Seizure Salad.
"Every Sunday you go fishing, right?
Husband: "Yeah why?"
"The fish came by to tell you she's pregnant!"
Guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking its balls. The guy looks at the bartender and says: "Man I whish I could do that!"
The bartender tells him: "Better try petting him first!"
