Our friends over at Barely Political have put together this amazing video to help a man take care of his old d*ck!
How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?
Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.
In college I wanted to join the debating team.
But somebody talked me out of it.
What's a pussy?
The box a dick comes in.
Did you see that one coming?
