Our friends over at Barely Political have put together this amazing video to help a man take care of his old d*ck!
Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"
"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"
Girl finishes screwing a guy and says: "You said you're a dentist?" "Yes, I am." he proudly replied.
"You must be a great dentist." "Why do you say that?"
"I didn't feel a thing."