What's the difference between meat and chicken?
If you beat your chicken, it dies.
What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?
A white chick's ass.
What's it mean when two lesbians make love?
It doesn't mean dick.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
