Shoulda Used A Towel

My girlfriend caught me drying my dick with the hair dryer. She asked: "What are you doing?"

Apparently "Heating up your dinner." wasn't the right answer.

How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.

She came home with a red snapper.

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.