If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?
A blowjob.
My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?
Being a man.
I asked my wife what she thought my two greatest assets were?
She said: "A closed mouth and an open wallet."
And that's when the fight started...
