If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?
A blowjob.
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
So I went to the doctor for a physical and he told me I should stop jerking off. I asked him why should I stop?
He told me: "Because you're at a physical."
