If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?
A blowjob.
Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?
Monica swallowed them.
A nurse walks in and says, "Doc, what are you doing?"
He says, "I'm writing a prescription."
She says, "But you're holding your thermometer."
He says, "Jesus Christ, some asshole has my pen."
How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
