If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?
A blowjob.
"Mom I tied the knot."
"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."
Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.
Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
