Let There Be Light

How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Dick's Advice: Best way to avoid an alcohol-related accident? Get so fucked up you can't find your car.

Women fake orgasms to have relationships

Men fake relationships to have orgasms.