Let There Be Light

How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.

Three blondes walk into a building.

You'd think one of them would've seen it...

Did you hear about the two guys in Minnesota who froze to death in their car at the drive-in theater?

They went to see "Closed for the Season."

Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.

No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.