Let There Be Light

How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.

What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?

He's probably home watching football or something.

I wish I had parents like Dora.

They let that little bitch go everywhere.

Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.