Let There Be Light

How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.

How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?

You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The head nurse.

A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.

He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"

Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."