Let There Be Light

How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.

What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?

A wedding ring.

My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.

How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?

You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.