Let There Be Light

How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.

A man and his wife are setting up the password on their new computer. The man trying to be clever types in "MyPenis", the computer denies it.

His wife says, "I told you it wasn't long enough!"

And that's when the fight started...

2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.

A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.

He set his sister on fire.