Let There Be Light

How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.

Life is like a dick. Simple soft straight relaxed & hanging free.

Then a woman comes along & makes it hard.

A guy pulls up to a little girl playing on the sidewalk and says, "Hey, little girl, want a lollipop?"

The girls says "My mommy told me not to take candy from strangers. But if you give me twenty bucks, I'll suck your dick."

My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.