Let There Be Light

How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.

Gallery owner: "Guy came in bought all your paintings."

Artist: "Great."

"Not really, he was your doctor."

Do you know what 6.9 is?

A good thing screwed up by a period.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.