What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?
A fucking know-it-all.
Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: "So, how do I look?"
"Well, at least you tried..."
And that's when the fight started...
Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!
A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
