What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?
A fucking know-it-all.
What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.
OK... So what did Adam wear?
A hole in Eve's fig leaf.
What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Justin!
What do you call a guy with a giant dick?
Phil!
A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.
The wife cries because it's over.
And the husband smiles because it happened.
