What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?
A fucking know-it-all.
Last night I smiled at my wife and asked: "Honey, will you do something with your mouth that all men love?" She smiled back coyly and said: "And what is that, darling?"
I said: "Close it!"
And that's when the fight started...
Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
So you know if you're cumming or going!
What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot you racist bastard.
