What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?
A fucking know-it-all.
A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.
There was soup everywhere!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
