What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?
A fucking know-it-all.
Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.
What do you call a deaf bully?
Anything you want.
Here's a math question. If you get into bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?
Answer: 8 hours, 57 minutes - who cares what she wants!
