Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?
Blew 'em all.
My wife sidled up to me last night and asked: "Would you like a little pussy?"
I said: "I sure would, 'cause yours is as big as a house!"
And that's when the fight started...
Three words to ruin a man's ego...
"Is it in?"
(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)
