Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Researchers have determined that 99% of all men jerk off in the shower and the other 1% sing.
Do you know what they sing?
I didn't think you did.
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.
What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
"Honey, I'm home."
