Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."
Mom: "Did someone harass you?"
"Finally!"
