#WTF?! Porn kills! At least it did a lonely Japanese man crushed under his 6-ton magazine collection. Joji, a 50-year old Japanese porn addict is now dead. Members of the cleaning staff had found his lifeless body under an enormous collection of dirty magazines. Apparently he REALLY took his dirty little secret to his grave... so to speak.

When the crew arrived at the home of a renter who had failed to pay his landlord, they found the 6-month dead body lying in the glossy rubble. It was unclear if Mr. Joji had suffered a heart attack and fallen into the stacks of magazines which had then fallen on top of him, or whether he had been crushed by the mass of paper. In any case the cleaner said that if he was still conscious, the paper would probably have muffled his cries. The burning question: Were his muffled cries muted by pictures of a sex slave sporting a ball gag. Irony!

Turns out every space in the flat was filled with piles of magazines, which were stacked on the floor, tables and shelves. Not even room for a box of tissues or a bottle of lotion. So sad. And so the final X in this X-rated drama is to cross out Joji from the list if the living.

Mothers take notice: if your teenage son's bed begins to slowly rise it may be time to clean out what he's hiding underneath before it's too late.

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