How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
What gets longer when you pull it, fits between the breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
A seat belt.
My wife and I were discussing the recent death of a friend. She asked me: "Why do you think men die before their wives?"
I said: "Because they want to."
And that's when the fight started...
What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
