How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
My wife saw a Craigslist ad where a guy was offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium. She looked at me and asked: "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"
"Absolutely not," I told her. "The season's more than half over!"
And that's when the fight started...
What's the best part of gardening?
Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
How do you turn a fox into a cow?
Marry her.
