How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
A guy is interviewing a blonde for a job.
He says, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
She says, "The living one."
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Guy walks into a bar carrying a pistol and shouts: "Which one of you assholes slept with my wife?"
A drunk sitting at the end of the bar shouts back: "You ain't got enough bullets buddy."
