What's a Turkeys favorite song?
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
My wife thought she would come on real sexy to distract me from the game. So she asked: "Honey, What do you have in your pants that's gonna wind up in my face?"
I looked up and said: "Wrinkles."
And that's when the fight started...
Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?
Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?
Blew 'em all.
