What's a Turkeys favorite song?
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin........and tonic. Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
Dear Santa,
I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, more like once in a while...
Oh f*ck it I'll buy my own shit!
- Billy
