What's a Turkeys favorite song?
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."
A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."
The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
Sex is like a bank account.
First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.