And so do I...
My wife remarked: "That Alzheimer's is a horrible disease. If I ever got it I think I'd shoot myself"
I replied: "You said that five minutes ago."
And that's when the fight started....
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
