Say What?!

A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"

She says: "Because I miss mine."

How is sex like credit?

It's the people who need it most who can't get any.

Why do men name their dicks?

They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.

What is the smallest hotel in the world?

A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.