A laugh a day.It's not hard.Seriously.
A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"
She says: "Because I miss mine."
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#WTF?! Police are investigating how a packet of cocaine ended up inside a Nature Valley granola bar. We'd like to know too... and also the location of the store where she bought it! So we can do some shopping next we're in San Antonio.