A Good Choir Boy
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
I have a a real problem with sex and booze...
Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other: "Man, was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn't stop!"
His buddy signs back: "When my wife goes off on me I just don't listen." The fist guy signs: "How do you do that?"
His friend signs to him: "Easy! I turn the lights off!"
My wife wanted to convince me of the benefits of marriage. So she argued "You know married men live longer than single men."
I shot back: "That's not true, it only seems longer."
And that's when the fight started....