Not Like The Chicken
Why'd my wife cross the road?
To get back to the shoe store we were in three fucking hours ago.
Why'd my wife cross the road?
To get back to the shoe store we were in three fucking hours ago.
What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
A guy is at the funeral home viewing his wife's coffin with a sad look on his face. His friend walks up to comfort him and says: "Don't worry Harry, you'll meet another woman."
"I know," Harry replied, "but what am I going to do tonight?"
My wife thought I was too damn bossy, always acting like a typical male, so she called me a male chauvinist pig.
I looked at her sweetly and said: "Honey, the only thing worse than a male chauvinist pig is a woman who won't do what she's told."
And that's when the fight started...