She Doesn't Give A F*ck!
What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
The difference between a whore & a bitch?
A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.
A woman is checking out in the grocery line. She places one apple, a small ready-made salad, a frozen dinner, and a pint of ice cream on the conveyor.
The guy ringing everything up smiles at her and says: "I'll bet your single." The woman looks back and asks: "How did you know, by my choice of food?."
The guy replies: "No, 'cause you're ugly."
The other night I was having sex with my wife when my cell phone rang. I answered it and said: "Can I call you back? I'm in the tub."
And that's when the fight started...