For Biology or Sex Ed?
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
I came home last night with a half gallon of rocky road and asked my wife: "Want some ice cream?" So she responded: "How hard is it?" I told her with a wink: "As hard as my dick!"
She said: "Great, pour me some."
And that's when the fight started...