Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?
Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!
Why don't Canadians attend orgies?
Too many thank-you notes to write afterwards.
It was our anniversary and I was reminiscing with my wife. She asked if I could remember way back when.
I told her: "You know honey, I can remember where we got married and I can remember when we got married... I just can’t remember why."
And that's when the fight started.