Big And Educated Too

My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.

That's The Whole Point

What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?

One prick and it's all over.

Didn't See That One Coming

Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.

I've Had Better

On our honeymoon night I asked my bride, "Honey... am I the first?"

She replied, "Why does everybody ask that?"

And that's when the fight started...