It's Been Said
It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"
It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck on his dick!
A lady goes golfing and gets hit in the ass really hard with a golf ball. She goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "Where were you hit?" She says, "Between the first and the second hole."
He says, "That doesn't leave alot of room for a band-aid, does it?"
A husband gets home from his day in court on a traffic offense and his wife asks: "So, how did it go?"
The husband replies: "Well honey, I ended up in front of Judge Calloway, you remember, the judge who married us. Turns out he remembered me too... so I pleaded 'guilty with explanation' and he only gave me a small fine. That was way better than the last time, when you and I were in there together. That time he gave me life without the possibility of parole."
And that's when the fight started...