What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
My wife and I were discussing the news. I said: "What's the big deal about same-sex marriage?"
She said: "You're right. We've been married for years, and we keep having the same lousy sex."
And that's when the fight started...