DJ of the Day

1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

Full.

How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve ... you got a problem?

My wife wanted to be a little adventurous. She told me she was up for making a sex tape.

I said, "Great, we should hold auditions for your part."

And that's when the fight started...

Why do brides wear white?

The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Why is a woman like a car?

On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.

Dick's Joke of the Day