Sounds Like Spring Break
A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."
The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."
The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.
I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me up all night!"
And that's when the fight started...