Who's That Lady...
What's the definition of a lady?
Someone who doesn't drink or smoke, and the only time she curses is when your dick slips out.
What's the definition of a lady?
Someone who doesn't drink or smoke, and the only time she curses is when your dick slips out.
What do you call hooker that likes it in the ass?
A crack whore.
I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.
It needs more work.
One night my wife tried to get a rise out of me and make me jealous. She asked: "Honey, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
I told her: "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
And that's when the fight started...