Now THIS Is Doggie Style
What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?
Down, Fido, down boy!
What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?
Down, Fido, down boy!
Two guys are in a doctor's waiting room. The first guy asks, "Why're you here?" The second guy says, "Endoscopy. He's going down my throat with a camera. Why're you here?"
The first guy replies, "Camera up the ass." The second guy remarks, "Oh, a colonoscopy?"
The first guy tells him, "Nah. My old lady caught me taking pictures of the neighbor's wife sunbathing naked."
"Mom I tied the knot."
"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."
I was walking in the park the other day with my wife when she pointed to a young couple sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" she asked.
"Honey," I replied, "I don't even know that woman!"
And that's when the fight started...