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Dick's Joke of the Day

Not Necessarily A Religious Test

You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?

If they all went, it would be hell.

This One's About Tools

What is the difference between a phillip and a flathead?

Easy! I can't flathead her ass with my dick.

What's Cookin'

What do lesbians cook for dinner?

They don't cook... they eat out.

This is No Bull

A guy and his wife are out for a drive in the country. They pass a field where they see a bull mount six cows in a row, one after the other. The wife remarks: "Too bad you can't perform like that."

The husband replies: "I could... if I get to change cows every time!"

And that's when the fight started...

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Anyone Like Parsley? Uhhh, Anyone?

How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

No Advice Needed

Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady walked up, saying: "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"

"My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny.

"Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted.

"No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own freakin' business."

The Miracle Of Hanukkah

How does one explain the miracle of Hanukkah to todays generation?

Tell them that it's like if they charged their smartphone to last for 1 day, but it ended up lasting 8 days!