Creation Of Man
Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?
Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?
Because He didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
What's it mean when two lesbians make love?
It doesn't mean dick.
A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.
The wife cries because it's over.
And the husband smiles because it happened.
Jack and his wife lived in Arizona where the summers are very hot. One day they awoke to a particularly severe heat wave. As he stepped out of the shower he complained to his wife saying, “it’s just too hot to wear any clothes on a day like this. What would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn with no clothes.”
“That I only married you for your money.”
And that's when the fight started...