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Dick's Joke of the Day

I'm A Barbie Girl, In A Barbie World...

Why can't Barbie get pregnant?

Because Ken comes in a different box.

What Did Your Momma Give You?

Why are black guys dicks bigger than white guys?

Because as kids white guys had toys to play with!

Storm's A Comin'

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.

Do I Know You?

My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.

So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"

And that's when the fight started...

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Do You Swallow?

Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?

Monica swallowed them.

Come This Way

A girl says to a salesman, "I need some batteries for my vibrator."

He motions with his finger, "Come this way..."

She says, "If I could come that way I wouldn't need a fucking vibrator."

One Of A Kind

What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?

Lucky!