It's A Boy -- And What A Boy!
"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."
And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!
"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY."
And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel again!
What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
A guy visits his doctor. He walks in with a banana stuck in one ear, a carrot in the other and a french fry up his nose.
He says, "Doc, I feel terrible."
The doc says, "You're just not eating right."
My wife was at the sink grousing about the dishes again. She asked me: "How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?"
I told her: "Both of them."
And that's when the fight started...