Wait For It
Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin...
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and tonic.
Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"
Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin...
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and tonic.
Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"
How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?
Draw a dick on it.
A little Native American boy asks the chief how babies in their tribe get their names.
The chief replies, "When a baby is born, his father takes him outside the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees - like 'Running-Wolf' or 'Flying-Cloud'. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Screwing?"
My wife and I were on a road trip and I asked her to help navigate, So of course she couldn't quite figure out how to use the map. Frustrated I asked her, "Why can't women read maps?"
She snapped back, "Because only a man can relate to the concept of 1 inch equals a mile."
And that's when the fight started...