What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
I told my wife: You know the trouble with most women? They get all excited over nothing!"
She said: "Yeah, I know what you mean, I married him."
And that's when the fight started...