Better Than A 5 Star Hotel!
What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.
What species of bird is known to give the best head?
The swallow!
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe...
My wife seemed a little down in the dumps. So I offered her some advice: "Honey, cheer up. Sometimes you just have to appreciate the little things in life."
She looked at me and replied: "How do you think I've stuck with you?"
And that's when the fight started...