Not Like The Chicken
Why'd my wife cross the road?
To get back to the shoe store we were in three fucking hours ago.
Why'd my wife cross the road?
To get back to the shoe store we were in three fucking hours ago.
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning.
What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.
My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.
No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.
And that's when the fight started...