Get Your Nails Done Too

I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.

One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!

A Military Question

What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?

Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.

How It's Done Down South

How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?

She locks the doors on her pickup truck.

Just Drop It In

My wife stripped naked last night and stood on her head. I asked: "What the hell are you doing?"

She said: "Well... if you can't get it up again tonight, I thought maybe you could just drop it in!"

And that's when the fight started...