Don't Need A Pen
What's the job application at Hooters?
They just hand you a bra and say: "Here, fill this out."
What's the job application at Hooters?
They just hand you a bra and say: "Here, fill this out."
How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?
The hot dogs taste like shit.
Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?
His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"
My wife and I were having our usual debate over which of two sexes... male or female... who's superior.
So I asked her: "Do you know the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?" She said, "What?"
I told her: "One's a superhero and the other is an instruction."
And that's when the fight started...