What Are You Worried About?
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
Cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy what do you get?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
For their 10th anniversary, a wife surprises her husband by wearing the lingerie she wore on their wedding night. She asks him what his exact thoughts were 10 years ago when he first saw her in the lingerie.
He tells her, "I wanted to suck your tits dry and fuck your brains out." "Well, what do you think today?" she asks,
He says, "Mission accomplished!"
And that's when the fight started...