Can You Even Say This Anymore?
What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs.
If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me.
A little girl asked her mom: "When you and daddy have sex, who enjoys it more?"
Her mother thought for a moment and replied: "Sweetie, you know when you have an itch in your ear and you stick your finger in and wiggle it around to make it go away? Think about it... which feels better, your finger or your ear?"
I came home last night with a half gallon of rocky road and asked my wife: "Want some ice cream?" So she responded: "How hard is it?" I told her with a wink: "As hard as my dick!"
She said: "Great, pour me some."
And that's when the fight started...