A Dwarf And A Midget

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

No Tricks Here

What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?

Who cares?

Low IQ

What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

"Good morning, Your Honor."

Late But On Time

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at five o'clock in the morning?"

"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."

And that's when the fight started...