Women Are Emotional
My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I told her I got a girlfriend.
And that's when the fight started...
My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I told her I got a girlfriend.
And that's when the fight started...
What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
A gang bang.
Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin...
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and tonic.
Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"
I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.
"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."
And that's when the fight started...