I'd Like To Point This Out
My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.
So I did - the middle one.
And that's when the fight started...
My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.
So I did - the middle one.
And that's when the fight started...
This cute gal is on the psychiatrist's couch. She says, "Doc... you gotta help me. I have this uncontrollable urge to fuck all of my employers."
The psychiatrist says, "Hmm .. I see... ever work as a receptionist?"
You know old Dick tries to stay pretty busy. Last week I did a benefit for the "Tempura House"... that's a shelter for lightly battered women.
My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.
No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.
And that's when the fight started...