And I Don't Mean The Stork
What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
What two things can get a woman pregnant when they're in the air?
Her feet.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
One night while I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep my wife asked me a real stupid question: "Honey, why do you think god gave men a dick?"
I opened one eye and told her: "So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!"
And that;s when the fight started...