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Dick's Joke of the Day

Asked About A Nun

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy.

In This Corner

What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?

A Willie Nelson.

Wipe That Smile Off Your Face

How do you stop a clown from smiling?

Shoot him in the face!

I Always Wonder Why

It was our anniversary and I was reminiscing with my wife. She asked if I could remember way back when.

I told her: "You know honey, I can remember where we got married and I can remember when we got married... I just can’t remember why."

And that's when the fight started.

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Regarding That Age Old Question

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

Try This Pickup Line

Old Dick is always willing to help a guy score with a great pickup line. Here's one you can try:

"I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'u' in it. But, 'quickie' has u & i together."

You're welcome.

That Discussion With Your Kid

Two guys were talkin' at the bar. The first one told his buddy: "My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, 'Is that the best you can do?'"