Say What?!
A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"
She says: "Because I miss mine."
A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"
She says: "Because I miss mine."
A college kid is fucking an old lady. She says, "It may be Winter on top, but it's Summer in the furnace."
He says, "Yeah? Well, if you don't put a little Spring in your ass, we're gonna be here till Fall."
What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight!
I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"
She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."
And that's when the fight started...