Now That's Cheap

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, they're under a buck.

Sounds Like A Rapper

When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.

Bachelor Lifestyle

What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?

Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

Mother-In-Law's Gift

Last year, I bought my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

This year I didn't buy her anything..

When my wife asked me why I didn't buy her mother a gift this year I told her "Hey, she never used the gift I bought her last year!"

And that's when the fight started...