When It Rains It Pours
Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?
He's probably home watching football or something.
Two blondes are talking geography. The first one asks: "Which do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?"
Her pal replies: "Hellooo, can you see Florida from here?"
I came home last night with a half gallon of rocky road and asked my wife: "Want some ice cream?" So she responded: "How hard is it?" I told her with a wink: "As hard as my dick!"
She said: "Great, pour me some."
And that's when the fight started...