I Have One Question
Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)
Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)
One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch. The first woman says, "Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers. That means I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all weekend."
The other woman asks, "Why, don't you have a vase?"
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't cook... they eat out.
My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I told her I got a girlfriend.
And that's when the fight started...