A Snap Diagnosis
Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.
The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.
The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?
Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?
Put up a "Bingo" sign.
My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.
So I did - the middle one.
And that's when the fight started...