This Will Drive A Woman Crazy
What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?
A hundred dollar bill!
What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?
A hundred dollar bill!
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.
The first lady recalled shopping at the grocer and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper back then, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, "I can’t hear a word you’re saying, but I remember the guy you’re talking about."
Losing a wife can be hard.
In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.
My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I told her I got a girlfriend.
And that's when the fight started...