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Dick's Joke of the Day

Better Than A 5 Star Hotel!

What is the smallest hotel in the world?

A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.

I Love Bird Watching

What species of bird is known to give the best head?

The swallow!

Most Men Talk A Lot Of Sh*t!

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...

This Time It's The Husband's Turn

My wife seemed a little down in the dumps. So I offered her some advice: "Honey, cheer up. Sometimes you just have to appreciate the little things in life."

She looked at me and replied: "How do you think I've stuck with you?"

And that's when the fight started...

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Drive Safely

A car was driving recklessly down the street, swerving left and right. When it whizzed past a cop he pulled it over. A blonde rolled down the window and said, " Officer, I'm so glad you're here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting them!"

The officer looked at her and said, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

I'm Too Old For This

How do you know when you are getting old?

When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

It's Been Said

It's been said if you bend over & put your ear to someone's leg you can hear "What the fuck are you doing?"