It's How They're Packed
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
My wife was angry. She said: "It's unfair! A guy can screw a different girl every week and he's considered a stud. But if a girl screws even two guys in a year she's called a slut."
So I man-splained it to her: "Think of it this way. If a key opens lots of locks it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys... well... it's a shitty lock."
And that's when the fight started...