Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"
Last Xmas Aunt Ellen hung herself.
As a traditional family, we didn't take her down until after New Year's.
Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"
And that's when the fight started...