My wife and I were discussing the current state of NASA and the space program. She asked: "Why do you think they never sent a woman to the moon?"
I told her: "'Cause it doesn't need cleaning."
And that's when the fight started...
How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
Old guy calls a plumber. "There's a leak over my kitchen table."
The plumber asks him "When did you first notice it?"
"After it took me two hours to finish my soup last night."
One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.
I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."
And that's when the fight started...