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Dick's Joke of the Day

Female Erection

What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?

A lesbian with a hard-on.

Not What She Was Hoping For

What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name.

For Those Too Young To Remember

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"

What's That In Your Pants

My wife thought she would come on real sexy to distract me from the game. So she asked: "Honey, What do you have in your pants that's gonna wind up in my face?"

I looked up and said: "Wrinkles."

And that's when the fight started...

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A Real Woman

A plane is about to crash. A woman stands up and yells, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Who's going to be man enough to do it?"

A large man stands up and rips his shirt off, "Here! Iron this!"

Biggest Turkey You Got

A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No. They're dead."

Another Lawyer... Joke

What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?

Another lawyer.