How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
What's white, smells, and is found in panties?
Clitty litter.
(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)
My wife tried to goad me, "Our next door neighbor tells me her husband can make love to her 3X a day. Why can't you do that?"
I told her, "Because she always says, 'No, we might get caught.' "
And that's when the fight started...