A Kosher Turkey
How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.
How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.
I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
Seizure Salad.
My wife and I were having our usual back and forth when I finally got frustrated and told her: "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever"
"Yeah?" she replied. " Well, when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"
And that's when the fight started...