Another Problem To Solve
Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
Why are dicks like fish?
You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.
Guy to his friend: "I’m getting married. I’m tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes & no clothes to wear."
Friend tells him: "I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
...so, I took her to a gas station.
And that's when the fight started...