Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
What do cheerleaders say after sex?
"Thanks, guys!".
I came home one evening and my wife was in the kitchen crying.
She told me she had baked me a pie and the dog ate it.
I told her: "Don't cry honey. I'll buy you another dog."
And that's when the fight started.