An Age Old Question
Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?
Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?
A guy bends his wife over the kitchen table and fucks her in the ass. When he's finished he asks: "Did you like that?"
She tells him: "I'd have liked it a lot more if the kids were done eating."
What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?
You at least take the trash out once a week.
My wife and I were on a road trip and I asked her to help navigate, So of course she couldn't quite figure out how to use the map. Frustrated I asked her, "Why can't women read maps?"
She snapped back, "Because only a man can relate to the concept of 1 inch equals a mile."
And that's when the fight started...