How's a frying pan hanging on the wall like a woman's panties?
You have to get them down before you can put the meat in.
Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.
A husband asks his wife: "If I died, would you marry again?" The wife replies lovingly: "Oh darling, of course I wouldn’t. I’d go and live with my sister. And if I died, would you remarry?"
The husband looks at her and says: "No, I think I’d go and live with your sister too."
And that's when the fight started..,