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Dick's Joke of the Day

So What Does It Mean?

What's it mean when two lesbians make love?

It doesn't mean dick.

It's A Dirty Job

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?

A Mechanic.

In Any Language

What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Two At Once

I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.

"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."

And that's when the fight started...

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Advice From Dad

Guy catches his son jerking off: "Son don't do that, you'll go blind."

Son shouts back "Pop, I'm over here."

Size Does Matter

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Let's Just Pretend

A new bride was embarrassed to be on her honeymoon. When she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear as if they had been married a long time.

He responded, "Sure. You carry the luggage!"

And that's when the fight started...