Reason To Stay Single
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
A guy takes his date back to her place. He gets her up to her bedroom where he sees a wall full of fluffy toys.
After he fucks her he asks her: "How was I?"
She says: "Take anything from the bottom shelf."
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)
A guy stops in to the drugstore with his wife to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "she's not that ugly!"
And that's when the fight started...