Do I Make You Hungry Baby?
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
Two guys are in a doctor's waiting room. The first guy asks, "Why're you here?" The second guy says, "Endoscopy. He's going down my throat with a camera. Why're you here?"
The first guy replies, "Camera up the ass." The second guy remarks, "Oh, a colonoscopy?"
The first guy tells him, "Nah. My old lady caught me taking pictures of the neighbor's wife sunbathing naked."
What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?
A white chick's ass.
My wife wanted to be a little playful, so she whispered: "Say dirty things to me!"
So I said: "Bathroom, kitchen, living room..."
And that's when the fight started...