Get Your Nails Done Too
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?
Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.
How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
My wife stripped naked last night and stood on her head. I asked: "What the hell are you doing?"
She said: "Well... if you can't get it up again tonight, I thought maybe you could just drop it in!"
And that's when the fight started...