Best Type Of Birth Control
What's a birth control pill?
That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.
What's a birth control pill?
That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.
Gal to cashier: "I'm in a hurry, can you please check me out?"
Clerk looks her up & down: "Nice tits, babe!"
What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?
She just kinda lays there.
Guy gets home from work on the day the stock market tumbled looking visibly upset. His wife asks: "Honey, what's the matter?"
He tells her: "I can't believe I lost half my money and I still have you."
And that's when the fight started...