Homeless or Houseless?
What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
You can drop them off anywhere.
What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
You can drop them off anywhere.
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
What gets longer when you pull it, fits between the breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
A seat belt.
Last year, I bought my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
This year I didn't buy her anything..
When my wife asked me why I didn't buy her mother a gift this year I told her "Hey, she never used the gift I bought her last year!"
And that's when the fight started...