Dog Lifestyle
The Dog's Rule Of Life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.
The Dog's Rule Of Life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
Hallmark Card fail:
"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."
I saw my wife bought one of those new Wonder Bras.
Goofing around I told her: "You know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where your tits went."
And that's when the fight started...