Women Are Emotional
My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I told her I got a girlfriend.
And that's when the fight started...
My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I told her I got a girlfriend.
And that's when the fight started...
My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.
What's worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car when you're parked outside an abortion clinic?
Going in to ask if you can borrow a coat hanger.
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed after a little quickie. The farmer stroked his wife's bare breasts and said, "Y'know, honey, if these gave milk, we could sell the cow."
Sighing, his wife grabbed her husband's dick and said: "And if this stayed hard a little longer, we could fire the farmhand."
And that's when the fight started...