Divide and Conquer
1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.
1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full.
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
My wife wanted to be a little adventurous. She told me she was up for making a sex tape.
I said, "Great, we should hold auditions for your part."
And that's when the fight started...