No Need To Call The Fire Department
When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?
When her moustache is on fire.
When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?
When her moustache is on fire.
What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence!
How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?
His hand caught fire.
My wife remarked: "That Alzheimer's is a horrible disease. If I ever got it I think I'd shoot myself"
I replied: "You said that five minutes ago."
And that's when the fight started....