By Definition

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

Full.

He Takes The Crown

Who's the world's greatest athlete?

The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

Union Rules

How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve ... you got a problem?

Everything Has A Purpose

My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?

I told her life support for her pussy.

And that's when the fight started...