A Woman's Place Is In The Kitchen
Why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.
Why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.
So I was reading the paper the other day when I caught the headline: "Sex no more strenuous than golf, expert says"
What would we do without experts? But yeah... true... and for some guys sex is harder to get it in the hole!
What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
You can drop them off anywhere.
Last year, I bought my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
This year I didn't buy her anything..
When my wife asked me why I didn't buy her mother a gift this year I told her "Hey, she never used the gift I bought her last year!"
And that's when the fight started...