Do I Make You Hungry Baby?
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
The teacher was trying to teach the class the proper words to use when describing bodily functions. She admonished the class to use the term urinate. To reinforce the lesson she asked the class to use their knew word in a sentence.
When she called on Little Johhny he said: "Teacher... urinate. But if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten!"
What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?
Lucky!
My wife was about to start her morning nag when I shot out: "You know our marriage is like a three-ring circus..."
And before she could comment I told her why: "First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering!"
And that's when the fight started...