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My wife is constantly complaining that I don't listen to her...
...or something like that.
My wife is constantly complaining that I don't listen to her...
...or something like that.
What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
Two guys were out fishing on the lake when a hearse and funeral procession passed the boat on a nearby road. One of them stood up and held his fishing hat over his heart as the hearse passed.
His buddy commented, "Gee, Harry, that was really nice and respectful!"
To which Harry replied, "Well, after all we were married for 40 years."
My wife wanted to be a little adventurous. She told me she was up for making a sex tape.
I said, "Great, we should hold auditions for your part."
And that's when the fight started...