Growing Up
What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)
What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)
My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
An old guy and his wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The old gal tells her husband: "Go in the kitchen and get me some ice cream." So the old guy gets up and shuffles off to bring his sweetie a treat. By the time he gets to the kitchen he totally forgets what he's there for. So he opens the fridge, looks around and finally grabs some eggs and bacon. He whips up a quick batch of bacon and eggs and heads back to the den.
When he walks in carrying the plate his wife looks up with a scowl and barks: "You forgot the toast!"
I was talking to my buddy on the phone when my wife walked in. It being Valentine's day she must have been curious when she heard me say:
"I gotta tell ya... I really spoiled her today..."
So with her curiosity running wild she continued to eavesdrop and heard the rest.
"First I bought her a lovely new scent.
Then I rubbed essential oils into her beautiful body.
And then I did the hoovering and the dusting.
Man, I really love that car."
And that's when the fight started...