A Military Question
What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?
Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.
What's the difference between zebras and female Marines?
Zebras don't have to suck anybody's dick to get their stripes.
You know why you should never drink diet soda during oral sex?
Because that way you'll have two after-tastes to get rid of.
A blind guy in Macy's has his seeing-eye dog by the tail and is twirling it over his head.
A salesman walks up and asks: "Can I help you?"
The blind guy replies: "Nah. I'm just looking around."
My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.
I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And that's when the fight started...