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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
My wife told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy.
When I came back she asked what did I get. I told her I got drunk.
And that's when the fight started...