Biggest Turkey You Got
A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No. They're dead."
A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No. They're dead."
Why are women like a storm door?
The more you bang 'em ... the looser they get.
And once that happens ... not even a longer screw can fix it.
A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
My wife smiled at breakfast this morning and said: "Today is our anniversary darling... what should we do?"
I told her: "Stand in silence for 2 minutes."
And that;s when the fight started...