Let The Force Be With You

If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?

You choose.

Advice From A Pickup Artist

What do you say to a women with small tits?

Nothing!

Never Drink And Drive

A guy is driving home when a cop pulls him over.
The cop says, "Have you been drinking?"
The guy says, "Yes, I have."
The cop says, "Please step out of the car."
The guy says, "Why? Don't you believe me?"

The Voice of Experience

Husband asks: "Should I watch porn or hockey?"

Wife: "Watch porn. You already know how to play hockey."

And that's when the fight started...