Not Necessarily A Religious Test
You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?
If they all went, it would be hell.
You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?
If they all went, it would be hell.
What is the difference between a phillip and a flathead?
Easy! I can't flathead her ass with my dick.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't cook... they eat out.
A guy and his wife are out for a drive in the country. They pass a field where they see a bull mount six cows in a row, one after the other. The wife remarks: "Too bad you can't perform like that."
The husband replies: "I could... if I get to change cows every time!"
And that's when the fight started...