It's Always in a Bar
A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
The bell rings at a whorehouse.
The madam answers the door and finds a guy with no arms and no legs. She looks at him and says: "What'ya think you're gonna do in here?"
He says: "Hey... I rang the bell, didn't I?"
What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A beer in each hand.
My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"
I said, "It does now."
And that's when the fight started...