Women fake orgasms to have relationships
Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people.
It needs more work.
One night while I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep my wife asked me a real stupid question: "Honey, why do you think god gave men a dick?"
I opened one eye and told her: "So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!"
And that;s when the fight started...