New Husband?
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...