When It Rains It Pours
Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
I was in bed with this chick last night. She turned to me and whispered in a low, sexy voice: "I want tonight to be magical"
So I fucked her and disappeared.
What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?
Spit, swallow, and gargle
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you for free."
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"
And that's when the fight started...