My wife was complaining I fart too much, so she ripped a big one right back at me. I asked her, "Honey, you never did that when we were dating. How come?"
She said, "'Cause I didn't get an asshole till we were married."
And that's when the fight started...
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
My contribution to poetry & truth:
Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.
Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"
And that's when the fight started...