Grandma Loves Playing the Slots
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
A guy stops in to the drugstore with his wife to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "she's not that ugly!"
And that's when the fight started...