She Blew It
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?
Being a man.
Before I left for work my wife told me she wasn't feeling well. I told her: "Don't worry honey, you're not really sick."
She asked: "How do you know?"
I told her: "Because I didn't have to carry you downstairs to make my breakfast."
And that's when the fight started.