Men are Dogs, Not Vice Versa

Why does a dog lick himself?

He can't make a fist.

Female Erection

What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?

A lesbian with a hard-on.

No Need To Call The Police

It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.

I have enough restraining orders already.

What Turns You On?

My wife and I were talking about what turns men and women on. I asked her: "Why do you think men like big tits and a tight ass?"

She said: "In your case because you’ve got a big mouth and a small dick."

And that's when the fight started...