DJ of the Day

How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.

Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.

The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

A doctor told his patient her test results came back and she had a rare disease with only 6 months to live.

"That's such a short amount of time." the woman begged, "Isn't there anything I can do?"

"Marry a lawyer," the doctor told her. "It will be the longest six months of your life."

Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"

I told her "Dust!"

And that's when the fight started...

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.

My wife was fishing for a compliment. So she asked me: "So, do you think you married Miss Right."

I said: "Yeah, I just didn't know your first name was 'Always.'"

And that's when the fight started...

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.

Dick's Joke of the Day