You Know You've Done It
Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.
Women are like parking spots. With all the good ones taken & nobody looking, you stick it in a disabled one.
What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
Keep this in mind... a honeymoon should only be for six days. Why? Because seven days make a whole week.
In fact, don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a weak end.
Just sayin'...
My wife and I were having our usual debate over which of two sexes... male or female... who's superior.
So I asked her: "Do you know the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?" She said, "What?"
I told her: "One's a superhero and the other is an instruction."
And that's when the fight started...