Better Than Nothing
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning.
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning.
A blonde walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"
He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?
My wife and I were discussing the recent death of a friend. She asked me: "Why do you think men die before their wives?"
I said: "Because they want to."
And that's when the fight started...