DJ of the Day

When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?

When her moustache is on fire.

What's the best thing about a blow job?

Ten minutes of silence!

How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

My wife remarked: "That Alzheimer's is a horrible disease. If I ever got it I think I'd shoot myself"

I replied: "You said that five minutes ago."

And that's when the fight started....

Know when a man is well hung?

When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.

What's the definition of a Yankee?

Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.

The family was having dinner last night when our son turned to his mother and asked: "Mom, what's a blowjob"

I turned to him and said: "Your mother doesn't know son."

And that's when the fight started...

Dick's Joke of the Day