One Or The Other For Sure
If a guy opens the car door for his wife you can be sure of 1 thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
If a guy opens the car door for his wife you can be sure of 1 thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
A lady's sick of her husband's drinking, so she decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and when her husband walks in from being out all night, she jumps out from behind the sofa and screams.
The guy looks at her and says, "You don't scare me. I'm married to your sister."
My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...