Passing The Time
Why aren't federal government employees allowed to look out the window in the morning?
Because then they would have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Why aren't federal government employees allowed to look out the window in the morning?
Because then they would have nothing to do in the afternoon.
An old couple's sitting in the living room. The wife turns to her husband and says, "Let's go upstairs and fuck." He looks back and tells her, "I don't know if I can do both."
Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.
Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.
I took my wife to a restaurant, and the waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah" I told him, "she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started...