Sounds Like A Rapper

When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.

Ring the Buzzer

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The head nurse.

One Of A Kind

What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?

Lucky!

He Oughta Be Hit With That Ruler

My wife caught me measuring my dick and snickered: "So how long is it?"

I told her: "Long enough to reach the back of your sister's throat!"

And that's when the fight started...