A Married Couple's Point of View
A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.
The wife cries because it's over.
And the husband smiles because it happened.
A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.
The wife cries because it's over.
And the husband smiles because it happened.
An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery to bury her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife...you two have a lot in common."
Where does a one-legged waitress work?
IHOP
What's her name?
Ilene
I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary, honey?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested: "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started...