Why Santa Doesn't Have Children
Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
Guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking its balls. The guy looks at the bartender and says: "Man I whish I could do that!"
The bartender tells him: "Better try petting him first!"
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
My wife and I were having our usual debate over which of two sexes... male or female... who's superior.
So I asked her: "Do you know the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?" She said, "What?"
I told her: "One's a superhero and the other is an instruction."
And that's when the fight started...