Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.
After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.
After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.
Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.
My wife and I were discussing the recent death of a friend. She asked me: "Why do you think men die before their wives?"
I said: "Because they want to."
And that's when the fight started...