Big And Educated Too
My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.
My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.
What does a virgin and a balloon have in common?
One prick and it's all over.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, if nothing else, you've got to hand it to her.
On our honeymoon night I asked my bride, "Honey... am I the first?"
She replied, "Why does everybody ask that?"
And that's when the fight started...