Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?
Spit, swallow, and gargle
My wife and I were discussing babies and she had a thought. "Why do doctors spank newborn babies?"
I told her: "To knock the dicks off the stupid ones."
And that's when the fight started...