Anyone Like Parsley? Uhhh, Anyone?
How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
Harry and his wife go to a party on a Friday night.
Saturday morning they wake up and his wife tells him, "Boy, were you loaded last night. You insulted your boss for ten minutes straight. He finally fired you."
Harry says, "Fuck my boss."
She says, "I did. You go back to work Monday."
What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?
Very little.
I ripped one watching the TV with my wife when she asked: "Why do men fart more than women?"
I told her: "'Cause women won't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure."
And that's when the fight started...