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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery to bury her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife...you two have a lot in common."
How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
My wife was angry. She said: "It's unfair! A guy can screw a different girl every week and he's considered a stud. But if a girl screws even two guys in a year she's called a slut."
So I man-splained it to her: "Think of it this way. If a key opens lots of locks it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys... well... it's a shitty lock."
And that's when the fight started...