Show Some Respect
My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.
I thought she was just shallow.
A guy visiting his old friend for dinner one evening was very impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married nearly 50 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen, the guest leaned over to his host and commented: "I think it's wonderful that after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."
The old man hung his head and sighed: "I have to tell you the truth. Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I'm scared shit to ask the old bitch what it is..."
My wife sidled up to me last night and asked: "Would you like a little pussy?"
I said: "I sure would, 'cause yours is as big as a house!"
And that's when the fight started...