Another Lawyer... Joke
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
Another lawyer.
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
Another lawyer.
Why do men like women with small hands?
It makes their dicks look bigger.
Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"
He said, "Everybody."
I thought I would kid my wife a little, so I said: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."
She shot back: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
And that's when the fight started...