Flag At Half Staff

What does it mean when they fly the flag at half staff at the post office.

They're hiring.

Now That'll Make Her Scream!

How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?

Wipe your dick on the curtains.

Can Lawyers Swim?

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.

A good start.

She Interrupted The Game

My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"

Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"

And that's when the fight started...