A guy is having dinner with his girlfriend at a restaurant when he suddenly gets down on one knee.
His surprised girlfriend begins to say: "This is so sudden..." When the guy interrupts: "Shhh... my wife just walked in!"
1st you forget names, then faces. Next it's pulling your zipper up, And finally you forget to pull it down.
The difference between a redneck & poor white trash? Redneck knocks his sister up, white trash marries her.
I was talking to my wife about what might happen after I died. I told her: Promise me one thing... that 6 months after I die you'll marry Bernie." She said: "I thought you hated Bernie."
"I do"
And that's when the fight started...