In the Spirit of the Season
Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?
It's for the Christmas period.
Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?
It's for the Christmas period.
Sex is like a bank account.
First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.
Three blonde men are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river. So God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The second man prays to God to make him even smarter. So God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all. So God turns him into a woman and she walks across the bridge.
My wife and I had our usual back and forth at breakfast when I finally said: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice."
And that's when the fight started...