Say What?!
A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"
She says: "Because I miss mine."
A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"
She says: "Because I miss mine."
Guy walks in to a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says that'll be five bucks.
The guy is outraged. "Five bucks?" he says, "Why down the street the bar only charges a buck. And with every drink you get a lottery ticket to win free sex in the back."
The bartender looks at him and asks: "Did you ever win?" The guy says: "No... but my wife won three times."
Why can't lesbians adopt a child?
Because they don't serve minors to lickers.
My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.
No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.
And that's when the fight started...