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Dick's Joke of the Day

Sounds Like A Rapper

When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.

Ring the Buzzer

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The head nurse.

One Of A Kind

What do you call a beautiful Polish girl?

Lucky!

He Oughta Be Hit With That Ruler

My wife caught me measuring my dick and snickered: "So how long is it?"

I told her: "Long enough to reach the back of your sister's throat!"

And that's when the fight started...

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Time For The Wife To Get A New Job

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After two years, the job still sucks.

Depends on Your Persepctive

My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.

I thought she was just shallow.

Get A Little Culture

I took my wife to the art gallery. The 1st picture was a naked women with a small patch of leaves over her private parts. My wife didn't like it so she said: "Let's keep going."

When I didn't follow right away she turned and asked: "What are you waiting for?"

I told her: "Autumn."

And that's when the fight started...