Always Funny Videos From Equals Three
"I'm here to clean your rug"
A guy visits a psychiatrist and lies on the couch. The doc asks: "What's your problem?"
The guy tells him, "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me, you fat fuck?"
What do you say to a man with five penises?
"Your jeans fit like a glove."
Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?
So she won't shit on the street during the parade.