Always Funny Videos From Equals Three
"I'm here to clean your rug"
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use some lubricant.
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don't have balls to scratch.
I ripped one watching the TV with my wife when she asked: "Why do men fart more than women?"
I told her: "'Cause women won't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure."
And that's when the fight started...