Always Funny Videos From Equals Three
"I'm here to clean your rug"
A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"
"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.