Always Funny Videos From Equals Three
"I'm here to clean your rug"
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at five o'clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
And that's when the fight started...
Hallmark Card fail:
"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. Looked underneath and noticed your cat."
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
