What did the dick say to the balls?
You guys hang around here while I go inside.
What's better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
I have a a real problem with sex and booze...
Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.
I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.
She asked why not?
"Cause the thief spends less than you do."
And that's when the fight started...
