How come during sex it's OK to say, 'Who's your daddy?,' but it's not OK to say, 'I love you, mommy'?
Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?
About 65 pounds.
What do you say to a women with small tits?
Nothing!
