What's more profitable, a 1-story whore house or a 2-story whore house?
A 1-story... no fucking overhead.
An old couple's sitting in the living room. The wife turns to her husband and says, "Let's go upstairs and fuck." He looks back and tells her, "I don't know if I can do both."
How is sex like credit?
It's the people who need it most who can't get any.
A blind guy in Macy's has his seeing-eye dog by the tail and is twirling it over his head.
A salesman walks up and asks: "Can I help you?"
The blind guy replies: "Nah. I'm just looking around."
