I wish I had parents like Dora.
They let that little bitch go everywhere.
I turned my whole life around.
I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.
How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Trust me.
What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
What... you didn't see that coming?
