What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
The captain's log.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!
What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
A hooker visits her doctor and asks him to put a hole in her hip.
The doc asks, "Why?"
The hooker tells him, "So I can do a little work on the side."
