Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.
Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.
A guy is driving home when a cop pulls him over.The cop says, "Have you been drinking?"The guy says, "Yes, I have."The cop says, "Please step out of the car."The guy says, "Why? Don't you believe me?"
What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?
45 minutes.
