What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
How's an old lady's twat like Australia?
Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.
