What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!
What do you say to a man with five penises?
"Your jeans fit like a glove."
They finally came out new a new blonde paint.
It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
