How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.
Lifehack: How do you find a needle in a haystack?
Easy... burn the fuckin' hay! Any more questions?
Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.
No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.
My dick is so smart it was Valedictorian of my senior class. My prom date was voted most likely to succeed. Say it slowly... you'll get it.
