Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Wow! We do taste just like chicken!
How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?
They both don't exist!
One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.
I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."
And that's when the fight started...
