I told my pal: "I got a brand new digital hearing aid, $10,000!" "What kind is it?" he asked.
"Six-thirty."
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
What should you do if your clothes are on fire?
Don't put 'em on.
Many people have been asking who I'm voting for in the next election. My answer:
"To tell you the truth, I'm never voting again...Because voting is like marriage, no matter who you choose, it turns out bad."
