What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something that small?"
Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?
So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.
What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo
My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"
Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"
And that's when the fight started...
