A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"
She says: "Because I miss mine."
A Chinese guy calls his boss and says: "Me sick... Can`t come to work today." The Boss says: "No problem. When I'm sick, I fuck my wife... try that!"
Two hours later the Chinese guy rings back and says: "Me better now... you got a nice house!"
Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.
Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.
Three words to ruin a man's ego...
"Is it in?"
(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)
