We named our daughter after my wife's mother.
Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 next week.
My wife and I love to work out. This morning at the gym we had a discussion. She asked me: "What do you think is the most active muscle in a woman?"
I told her: "My dick."
And that's when the fight started...
After weeks without gettin' any I got really pissed off and asked my wife: "What has two arms, two legs, two boobs & sucks?"
Before she could even think of a reply I told her: "You and a vacuum cleaner."
How can you tell if your wife's dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
