You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?
If they all went, it would be hell.
Cop: "Are you a natural blonde?" Blonde: "Yeah."
Tosses his ticket book, starts pulling down his zipper
Blonde: "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test."
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
What's the difference between a husand and a wife?
Wives want to videotape the birth of their child. Husbands want to videotape the conception.
