Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.
Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.
How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.
What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
What do you call a guy who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you the flavor?
A smartass!
