Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"
How do you get a really fat girl into your bed?
Piece of cake.
What's the best thing about duct tape?
It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"
My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"
Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"
And that's when the fight started...
