What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.
A guy visits his doctor. He walks in with a banana stuck in one ear, a carrot in the other and a french fry up his nose.
He says, "Doc, I feel terrible."
The doc says, "You're just not eating right."
Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."
The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
