Why is the area between her breasts & hips called a waist?
You could easily fit another pair of tits there!
How's an old lady's twat like Australia?
Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.
What species of bird is known to give the best head?
The swallow!
If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?
Two highballs and a squirt.