Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
A man goes to a $10 hooker and gets the crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie only you do it yourself.
