Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?
To warm up her husband's dinner.
What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Women fake orgasms to have relationships
Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
A man calls his wife into the bedroom. "I want to show you the new watch I got today."
She walks in and finds him with his pants down. "That's not a watch!" she says.
"It will be once you put two hands and a face on it."
