How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
A guy bends his wife over the kitchen table and fucks her in the ass. When he's finished he asks: "Did you like that?"
She tells him: "I'd have liked it a lot more if the kids were done eating."
I've got a new hobby -- collecting empty bottles.
Sounds a lot better than "I'm an alcoholic."
How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.
