DJ of the Day

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

He heads over to the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

(Ah please... just google it!)

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

Last year, on Valentine's Day, my fiancée of five years bought me a lottery ticket and I won $10 Million!!

I wonder what she's doing nowadays?

How is a woman like a hurricane?

When they come, they're loud and wet, and when they leave, they take your house and car.

Dick's Joke of the Day