Why are crows so damn noisy when they fuck?
Caws!
What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.
Darling.
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
(With thanks to the great Henny Youngman.)
Here's my observation about work and productivity:
It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet.
