Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar.
