A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."
At a party the other night I was asked how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently "In HD" was not the best answer.
Guy tells his buddy: "I think I've become di-sexual."
Friend asks: "Di-sexual? What the hell is that?"
Guy says: "If I don't get me some pussy pretty soon... I'm gonna kill myself."
How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?
The hot dogs taste like shit.
