A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.
He set his sister on fire.
What'd the hockey player get on his SAT's?
Drool.
How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.
What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.
