What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?
You can't get either of them at home.
Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"
She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."
And that's when the fight started...
