What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
My wife and I love to work out. This morning at the gym we had a discussion. She asked me: "What do you think is the most active muscle in a woman?"
I told her: "My dick."
And that's when the fight started...
