Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.
Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
Girl finishes screwing a guy and says: "You said you're a dentist?" "Yes, I am." he proudly replied.
"You must be a great dentist." "Why do you say that?"
"I didn't feel a thing."
What's a platonic relationship?
That's a friendship between a girl and a guy who wants to fuck her.
