My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.
My dick is so smart it was Valedictorian of my senior class. My prom date was voted most likely to succeed. Say it slowly... you'll get it.
The Dog's Rule Of Life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it.
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?
You don't look down.
