The difference between a whore & a bitch?
A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.
Baby seal walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What'll it be?"
Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."
I just joined a brand new 13-step treatment program. I'm still on step 1 - becoming an alcoholic.
What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
All Ken's stuff.
