What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!
What's the difference between light and hard?
You can fall asleep with a light on.
