How do you stop a clown from smiling?
Shoot him in the face!
Two rednecks are out fishing. The first one asks: "If I go to your house and fuck your wife and get her pregnant and she has a kid, would that make us kinfolk?"
The friend says: "Nope. That'd make us about even."
You know why men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
