DJ of the Day

What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?

They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.

I told my wife our credit cards were stolen, but I'm not reporting it.

She asked why not?

"Cause the thief spends less than you do."

And that's when the fight started...

Dick's Joke of the Day