A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"
She says: "Because I miss mine."
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He changed his mind. Decided to stick it out for one more year!
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
What's the difference between pussy & pot?
If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.
