What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?
A virgin.
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.
I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me up all night!"
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
Nothing.
