A match asks if he can get into a dance club. The Bouncer says: "You can go in. Just don't start anything."
Two rednecks are out fishing. The first one asks: "If I go to your house and fuck your wife and get her pregnant and she has a kid, would that make us kinfolk?"
The friend says: "Nope. That'd make us about even."
Two stock brokers are checking out a new secretary.
The first one says, "She's got nothing going on upstairs."
The second one says, "That wouldn't be the floor I'd be getting off on."
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?
A microwave doesn't brown your meat!
