Why'd the guy text his wife a picture of his limp dick?
Wanted to let her know he was thinking about her.
Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.
Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.
A man went to the police station looking for a chance to question the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sargent.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot you racist bastard.
