What's the difference between medium and rare?
6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
A guy says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”
The friend asks, “Why not?”
The guy tells him, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”
My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.
So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"
And that's when the fight started...
Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?
He caught her in the act.
