What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A woman.
A guy was fishing when he caught a magical crocodile. The crocodile spoke: "I am a magical crocodile. If you let me go I will grant you any wish you desire."
The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."
So the crocodile bit his legs off.
You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?
If they all went, it would be hell.
Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin........and tonic. Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"
