How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?
They both don't exist!
What do all the female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?Go into town and blow a couple of bucks!
What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
