Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.
Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.
