What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?
A Willie Nelson.
The other night I was having sex with my wife when my cell phone rang. I answered it and said: "Can I call you back? I'm in the tub."
And that's when the fight started...
Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
