1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.
What did the fresh egg say to the boiling water when the farmer's wife dropped it in?
Don't expect me to get hard so fast... I just got laid by some chick a minute ago.
My contribution to poetry & truth:
Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.
My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"
I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."
And that's when the fight started...
