What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After two years, the job still sucks.
Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"
And that's when the fight started...
I don't wanna brag, but my dick is so big, the head has only seen my balls in pictures. Get that ladies?
Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?
It's for the Christmas period.
