Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"
"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"
My wife asked: "How was dinner?"
I told her: "It was fit for a king! Here King.... here boy..."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the recipe for a Honeymoon Salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"
She says: "Because I miss mine."
