If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?
The swallow.
A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.
He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
She says, "Thank you..."
My wife saw a Craigslist ad where a guy was offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium. She looked at me and asked: "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"
"Absolutely not," I told her. "The season's more than half over!"
And that's when the fight started...
How are women like hardwood floors?
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
