As Far As The Eye Can See
Two blondes are talking geography. The first one asks: "Which do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?"
Her pal replies: "Hellooo, can you see Florida from here?"
Two blondes are talking geography. The first one asks: "Which do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?"
Her pal replies: "Hellooo, can you see Florida from here?"
A guy drives into a tiny southern town and parks in front of the one building in town that's marked General Store. He gets out and spots an old guy sitting and rocking on the porch. He says to the old guy, "What a God-forsaken place. What do you people do around here?"
The old guy says, "We don't do nothin' but hunt 'n fuck." The stranger asks, "What do you hunt?"
The old guy says, "Somethin' to fuck."
College professor to her creative writing class, "Your assignment - write the shortest story you can that includes religion, sex and mystery."
Only one girl got an A on her paper. She wrote: "Good God, I'm pregnant ... I wonder who did it?"
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at five o'clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
And that's when the fight started...