Bench Warmers

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

I Came All Over That Place

Last night, I finally realized a longtime fantasy... I came all over my girlfriend's face.

Man, was she pissed when she woke up.

And yet another Bingo!

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo

Don't Do That Again

Johnson finds wife in bed with a friend, shoots him.

"Keep behaving like that you'll lose all your friends." she snaps at him.

And that's when the fight started...