And I Don't Even Know It
You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
What's a pussy?
The box a dick comes in.
Did you see that one coming?
I told my pal: "I got a brand new digital hearing aid, $10,000!" "What kind is it?" he asked.
"Six-thirty."
Husband asks: "Should I watch porn or hockey?"
Wife: "Watch porn. You already know how to play hockey."
And that's when the fight started...