Should Have Become A Gynecologist
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
A gang bang.
What's the difference between a conservative and a liberal?
A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.
I was scewing my wife when suddenly I stopped and didn't move. She asked: "What are you doing?"
I told her: "I saw this online on a porn site. It's called buffering"
And that's when the fight started...