Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?
The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!
How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
I told my wife: "Honey, I don't like how you look with the new glasses on." She said: "Sweetheart, I don't wear any glasses."
I said: "Yeah, but I do."
And that's when the fight started...