Can You Even Say This Anymore?
What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being a retard.
I was in bed with this chick last night. She turned to me and whispered in a low, sexy voice: "I want tonight to be magical"
So I fucked her and disappeared.
I've got a new hobby -- collecting empty bottles.
Sounds a lot better than "I'm an alcoholic."
My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?
I told her life support for her pussy.
And that's when the fight started...