Put Your Foot On The Brake
Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?
He said he could stop anytime.
Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?
He said he could stop anytime.
Did you ever think what a horrible life a dick has? Think about it... his roommates are nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and every night his owner strangles him with one hand until he throws up!
I needed hearing aids, so I asked my doc for the latest technology. You know... the ones that connect directly to the 900 chat lines so I can listen "hands-free"... if you know what I mean.
My wife asked: "How was dinner?"
I told her: "It was fit for a king! Here King.... here boy..."
And that's when the fight started...