Advice For Prepared Citizens
If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.
Your lawyer will thank you.
If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.
Your lawyer will thank you.
What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A beer in each hand.
My wife called me on Valentines Day and said, "Three of the girls here in the office have just received some flowers for Valentine's Day. They are absolutely gorgeous."
I said, "That's probably why they received flowers."
And that's when the fight started...