In The Classroom

The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"

It Only Has to Happen Once

How are blondes like computers?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you.

 

Not My Type Of Girl

What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?

About 65 pounds.

Paper or Plastic?

A guy stops in to the drugstore with his wife to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.

"No", the guy says, "she's not that ugly!"

And that's when the fight started...