Mental Health
I turned my whole life around.
I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.
I turned my whole life around.
I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.
A lady walked into a pharmacy and asked: "Do you have Viagra?" The pharmacist answered: "Sure." She then asked: "Does it work?" and his reply was: "Definitely!"
Finally whe wanted to know: "Can you get it over the counter?" and he told her "I can if I take two!"
How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.
My wife wanted to be a little adventurous. She told me she was up for making a sex tape.
I said, "Great, we should hold auditions for your part."
And that's when the fight started...