Say What?!
A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"
She says: "Because I miss mine."
A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"
She says: "Because I miss mine."
How do you know who gives a good blow job?
Word of mouth.
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
I thought I would kid my wife a little, so I said: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."
She shot back: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
And that's when the fight started...