Over Her Dead Body
How can you tell if your wife's dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
How can you tell if your wife's dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
The bell rings at a whorehouse.
The madam answers the door and finds a guy with no arms and no legs. She looks at him and says: "What'ya think you're gonna do in here?"
He says: "Hey... I rang the bell, didn't I?"
How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
He's smoking a cigarette.
My wife was at the sink grousing about the dishes again. She asked me: "How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?"
I told her: "Both of them."
And that's when the fight started...