Not That Kind Of Sperm Bank
Sex is like a bank account.
First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.
Sex is like a bank account.
First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.
Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!
How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
He's smoking a cigarette.
I come home from work to find my wife in tears sobbing her mom passed away. She asks: "What should we do -- cremate her or bury her?"
I tell her: "Don't take any chances. Do both."
And that's when the fight started...