Things Have Gone Too Far
What is more messed up than fingering your sister?
Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.
What is more messed up than fingering your sister?
Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.
What's a pussy?
The box a dick comes in.
Did you see that one coming?
The day before Valentine's day I was looking for the perfect card for my wife when I saw something strange.
On the front of one of the cards it said, "I love you and only you."
By itself it may not sound strange, but this was a package of 20 cards.
Husband asks: "Should I watch porn or hockey?"
Wife: "Watch porn. You already know how to play hockey."
And that's when the fight started...