And I Don't Even Know It
You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
A 100-year-old man enters a Catholic confessional and admits "Father, last night I had sex with a couple of 18-year-old girls and it lasted for hours."
The priest sternly replies "That is a sin, I'm going to give you a penance."
The old man laughs "That won't be necessary father, I'm Jewish."
The father, confused, asks "Why are you telling me this?"
"I'm telling everyone!"
A brunette, a blonde & a redhead are all in 5th grade. Who has the biggest tits?
The blonde... she's 18!
My wife sidled up to me last night and asked: "Would you like a little pussy?"
I said: "I sure would, 'cause yours is as big as a house!"
And that's when the fight started...