Really, Legally, Blind, Really!
What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?
"He must be really blind."
What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?
"He must be really blind."
What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mother can't take a joke.
Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?
It's for the Christmas period.
The other night my wife and I were in bed and I asked her: "Honey, why do you like it so much when you are on top?"
She said: "'Cause all you do is fuck up."
And that's when the fight started...