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Dick's Joke of the Day

What's Cookin'

What do lesbians cook for dinner?

They don't cook... they eat out.

Depends on How You Like It

What's the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

Low IQ

What do you say to a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

"Good morning, Your Honor."

Wicked Witch

One night I came home a little late and very drunk. There was my wife standing there holding a broom

Thinking fast (maybe too fast) I said: "Are you still cleaning or are you going for a ride?"

And that's when the fight started...

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Sounds Like Spring Break

A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."

The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"

Password Must Be At Least 8 Characters Long

A man and his wife are setting up the password on their new computer. The man trying to be clever types in "MyPenis", the computer denies it.

His wife says, "I told you it wasn't long enough!"

And that's when the fight started...

I Have One Question

Jerk off with hand sanitizer... do you still wash your hands when you're done? (Just askin' for a friend)