No Need To Call A Repairman
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?
She just couldn’t take it any longer.
A guy woke up one day on Valentines day, he went to check the mail and saw there were no cards. He thought to himself, "Must be because there's no post on a Sunday..."
"Yeah, that's it...That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!"
It was our anniversary and I was reminiscing with my wife. She asked if I could remember way back when.
I told her: "You know honey, I can remember where we got married and I can remember when we got married... I just can’t remember why."
And that's when the fight started.