DJ of the Day

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.

How is a woman like a hurricane?

When they come, they're loud and wet, and when they leave, they take your house and car.

My wife told me I should be more affectionate.

So I told her I got a girlfriend.

And that's when the fight started...

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I told him, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"

Then I unplugged his life support.

What is a man's view of safe sex?

A padded headboard.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can fall asleep with a light on.

Dick's Joke of the Day