Can't We All Just Get Along?
Peace comes at a price. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
Peace comes at a price. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
What's the best part of gardening?
Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
What happened to the depressed dyslexic?
He threw himself behind the bus.
I asked my wife what she thought my two greatest assets were?
She said: "A closed mouth and an open wallet."
And that's when the fight started...