Some Good Advice Girls

When would you want a man's company?

When he owns it.

Never Give Up The Search

What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Easy Question

What do you call a 350-pound stripper?

Broke.

Get A Little Culture

I took my wife to the art gallery. The 1st picture was a naked women with a small patch of leaves over her private parts. My wife didn't like it so she said: "Let's keep going."

When I didn't follow right away she turned and asked: "What are you waiting for?"

I told her: "Autumn."

And that's when the fight started...