DJ of the Day

What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?

About 65 pounds.

What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"

Lying in bed watching TV with the wife I kept switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a porn channel.

So my wife grabbed the remote and barked: "For Christ's sake, leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish."

And that's when the fight started...

Little Johnny came home and told his mom he got kicked out of mathematics class. His mom asked "What happened."

Little Johnny told her: "The teacher asked me, 'What comes after 69?' Apparently 'mouthwash' was the wrong answer!"

A kid walks in and catches his mom sucking on his father's dick.

He says, "Hey, are you guys making a baby?"

Mom lifts her head up and says, "No sweetie... we're making jewelry."

What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being a retard.

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