Reason To Stay Single
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
The laundromat: a bad place to find chicks.
If she can't afford a washing machine how can she support you?
I used to get a hard-on just watching my wife eat a banana.
Now I only get a hard-on if she's choking on it.
What do the aborigine call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
After weeks without gettin' any I got really pissed off and asked my wife: "What has two arms, two legs, two boobs & sucks?"
Before she could even think of a reply I told her: "You and a vacuum cleaner."
And that's when the fight started...