I Like Big Butts...

My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.

I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.

And that's when the fight started...

I Love Feminists

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick. Booyaa!

A Lot On The Side

How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?

You start asking your wife for sex.

She Interrupted The Game

My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"

Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"

And that's when the fight started...