Why Santa Doesn't Have Children
Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
(Hope that one wasn't too bad!)
A man picks up a cute little number in a bar and convinces her to come back to his hotel. After they're done screwing around he asks, "Am I the first man you ever made love to?"
She looks at him thoughtfully for a second before replying. "You might be... your face looks familiar."
The other night I was having sex with my wife when my cell phone rang. I answered it and said: "Can I call you back? I'm in the tub."
And that's when the fight started...