Mom's Best Advice
"Mom I tied the knot."
"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."
"Mom I tied the knot."
"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."
My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.
I thought she was just shallow.
I wish I had parents like Dora.
They let that little bitch go everywhere.
My wife came out of the shower, winked at me and said, "I shaved my pussy! You know what that means?"
I said, "Yeah the fucking drain is clogged again."
And that's when the fight started...