Trade It In
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Wow! We do taste just like chicken!
Last night I smiled at my wife and asked: "Honey, will you do something with your mouth that all men love?" She smiled back coyly and said: "And what is that, darling?"
I said: "Close it!"
And that's when the fight started...