An Age Old Question
Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?
Your wife & your lawyer are drowning, so you have to choose. What do you do: go to lunch or catch a movie?
What did the dick say to the balls?
You guys hang around here while I go inside.
Guy walks into a bar carrying a pistol and shouts: "Which one of you assholes slept with my wife?"
A drunk sitting at the end of the bar shouts back: "You ain't got enough bullets buddy."
My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"
I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."
And that's when the fight started...