Can You Build Things? Check Your Mail!
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
What did the dick say to the balls?
You guys hang around here while I go inside.
How is a woman like a hurricane?
When they come, they're loud and wet, and when they leave, they take your house and car.
I saw my wife bought one of those new Wonder Bras.
Goofing around I told her: "You know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where your tits went."
And that's when the fight started...