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Why is a drunk at a massage parlor like a bumper sticker?

No matter how you pull it they're hard to get off.

An Adventure With No Clothes

I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.

1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.

Finished

Man is incomplete until he’s married.

Then he’s finished.

You Don't Stand A Chance

My wife was on the rag and I just couldn't take any more of her bitchin'. So I asked: "What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?"

Then before she could answer I told her: "You can negotiate with a terrorist."

And that's when the fight started...