No Need To Call A Repairman
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
Why aren't federal government employees allowed to look out the window in the morning?
Because then they would have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Wife to her husband in frustration: "Get the fuck out." Then, as he's leaving, she adds, "I hope you die a slow painful death."
He turns back to her and says, "So now you want me to stay?"
And that's when the REAL fight started...