She Doesn't Give A F*ck!
What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and when she leaves.
Two lawyers were leaving the office. "I can't wait to get home," says one. "As soon as I walk in the door I'm going to rip my wife's panties off."
"I know the feeling." his partner says.
"No, I'm serious," says the first guy. "They're killing me."
My wife was in labor with our first kid and she's cursing and screaming at me the whole time.
I told her: "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.'"
And that's when the fight started...