So I was reading the paper the other day when I caught the headline: "Sex no more strenuous than golf, expert says"
What would we do without experts? But yeah... true... and for some guys sex is harder to get it in the hole!
Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?
So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.
Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?
It's for the Christmas period.
My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"
I said, "It does now."
And that's when the fight started...