English Class Assignment
The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?
Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."
The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?
Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."
Little Johnny is walking along with his father and they pass two dogs that are going at it. He says, "Hey, Pop! What's happenin' over there?"
His father says, "Er... son, they're making a puppy."
That night, Little Johnny walks past his parents bedroom, and the old man's giving it to the old lady. Little Johnny says, "Hey, Pop! What's happenin' now?"
His father says, "Er...son, we're making you a baby brother."
Little Johnny says, "Well, flip her over. I'd rather have a puppy."
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other: "Man, was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn't stop!"
His buddy signs back: "When my wife goes off on me I just don't listen." The fist guy signs: "How do you do that?"
His friend signs to him: "Easy! I turn the lights off!"
Husband asks: "Should I watch porn or hockey?"
Wife: "Watch porn. You already know how to play hockey."
And that's when the fight started...