Done to Perfection
Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?
He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.
Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?
He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.
How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.
The guy says, "Fuck...it works."
My wife and I were on a road trip and I asked her to help navigate, So of course she couldn't quite figure out how to use the map. Frustrated I asked her, "Why can't women read maps?"
She snapped back, "Because only a man can relate to the concept of 1 inch equals a mile."
And that's when the fight started...