But, It's Just So Small!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something that small?"
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something that small?"
Duck walks into a whorehouse, asks the madame: "If I pick out 1 of your whores will you put it on my bill?"
They finally came out new a new blonde paint.
It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at five o'clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
And that's when the fight started...