Not The Best Choice
Why do men name their dicks?
They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.
Why do men name their dicks?
They don't want ninety-five per cent of their decisions made by a total stranger.
A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"
"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."
Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?
When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.
A guy's wife was totally letting herself go. So he tells her: "Your butt is getting huge. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" That night in bed, he tries to make a move on her and she totally shuts him down. "What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for just one little weenie?"
And that's when the fight started...