How Much Land Do You Own?
Three Texans are sitting on a bench together. One named Smith, one named Johnson, and the other one named Goldberg. Smith begins to brag about how much land he has, "500 acres with 1000 head of cattle I call it 'Smith Acres'"
Johnson says, "Yeah, not bad, but I have 1000 acres and 2000 head of cattle, I call it 'Johnson Estates'". Both Smith and Johnson look over at Goldberg and say, "So, how much land do you have?"
Goldberg says, "Well, I only have 75 acres." "75 acres!?!" they reply, "that's all? What that's called?"
Goldberg responds, "Downtown Houston".