What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
Women are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
My wife thought I was too damn bossy, always acting like a typical male, so she called me a male chauvinist pig.
I looked at her sweetly and said: "Honey, the only thing worse than a male chauvinist pig is a woman who won't do what she's told."
And that's when the fight started...