I Like Big Butts...
My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.
I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And that's when the fight started...
My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.
I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And that's when the fight started...
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. Booyaa!
How can you tell when your girlfriend's getting really fat?
You start asking your wife for sex.
My wife popped in while I was watching the game and asked: "Want some supper?"
Without looking up I replied: "What are my choices?" She fired back: "Yes and no!"
And that's when the fight started...