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Not What She Was Hoping For

What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Not What She Was Hoping For

What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Some Good Advice Girls

When would you want a man's company?

When he owns it.

Should Have Written A Pre-Nup

Husband: "What would you like for your anniversary, Sylvia?"

Wife: "A divorce, Bernie."

Husband: "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

And that's when the fight started...

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A Smart Blonde?!

How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?

They both don't exist!

How It's Done on the Reservation

A little Native American boy asks the chief how babies in their tribe get their names.

The chief replies, "When a baby is born, his father takes him outside the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees - like 'Running-Wolf' or 'Flying-Cloud'. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Screwing?"

Better Than A 5 Star Hotel!

What is the smallest hotel in the world?

A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.