Your Kind Of Game?
What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
Strip Poker.
Why's a sheep better than a woman?
A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made out of wood?
His hand caught fire.
My wife and I were discussing the current state of NASA and the space program. She asked: "Why do you think they never sent a woman to the moon?"
I told her: "'Cause it doesn't need cleaning."
And that's when the fight started...