Best Type Of Birth Control
What's a birth control pill?
That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.
What's a birth control pill?
That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?
You at least take the trash out once a week.
A husband gets home from his day in court on a traffic offense and his wife asks: "So, how did it go?"
The husband replies: "Well honey, I ended up in front of Judge Calloway, you remember, the judge who married us. Turns out he remembered me too... so I pleaded 'guilty with explanation' and he only gave me a small fine. That was way better than the last time, when you and I were in there together. That time he gave me life without the possibility of parole."
And that's when the fight started...