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Dick's Joke of the Day

In The Classroom

The teacher asked the class: "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde raised her hand and answered: "W"

It Only Has to Happen Once

How are blondes like computers?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you.

 

Not My Type Of Girl

What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?

About 65 pounds.

Paper or Plastic?

A guy stops in to the drugstore with his wife to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.

"No", the guy says, "she's not that ugly!"

And that's when the fight started...

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Either Way It Works

A nun came to her Mother Superior and asked her to hear confession. "Today Father Johnson told me I had the gates of Heaven between my legs, and that he had the Key to Heaven. Then he opened my gates with his key."

"That bastard!" said Mother Superior. "He told me it was Gabriel's trumpet, and I've been blowing it."

Just Country Folk

What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?

A virgin.

The House Dictates the Policy

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.