Is She A Slut Or A Bitch?
The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.
The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.
What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that is long and hard?
A new last name.
A blonde is tired of all the dumb blonde jokes, so she dies her hair black. Then one day she drives past a farm and sees a farmer with his flock of sheep. She stops and says to the farmer, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, will you let me have one?"
The farmer says, "Sure". She says, "112." The farmer says, "That's incredible. You're exactly right."
As the girl reaches for her prize and is putting it in her back seat, the farmer says, "Hey...if I can guess what color your hair used to be, can I have my dog back?"
I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.
"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."
And that's when the fight started...