How It's Done Down South
How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
Gal to cashier: "I'm in a hurry, can you please check me out?"
Clerk looks her up & down: "Nice tits, babe!"
How do you know when you are getting old?
When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
I saw my wife bought one of those new Wonder Bras.
Goofing around I told her: "You know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where your tits went."
And that's when the fight started...