Who Doesn't Love A Younger Woman

What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?

A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.

A Real Knock Out

What do Dracula's girlfriend and a washed up boxer have in common?

They both go down for the count!

Welcome To Hollywood

How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?

Trust me.

Two At Once

I bet my wife she couldn't piss me off and make me happy at the same time.

"No problem" was her reply, "Your dick is a lot bigger than your brother's."

And that's when the fight started...