Who I'm Voting For
Many people have been asking who I'm voting for in the next election. My answer:
"To tell you the truth, I'm never voting again...Because voting is like marriage, no matter who you choose, it turns out bad."
Many people have been asking who I'm voting for in the next election. My answer:
"To tell you the truth, I'm never voting again...Because voting is like marriage, no matter who you choose, it turns out bad."
What do women think about during sex? That depends...
The prostitute thinks: "That's all."
The nymphomaniac thinks: "That's all?"
The housewife thinks: "Beige...yes, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
I took my wife to a restaurant, and the waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah" I told him, "she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started...