A Dream Shattered
My wife came out of the shower, winked at me and said, "I shaved my pussy! You know what that means?"
I said, "Yeah the fucking drain is clogged again."
And that's when the fight started...
My wife came out of the shower, winked at me and said, "I shaved my pussy! You know what that means?"
I said, "Yeah the fucking drain is clogged again."
And that's when the fight started...
What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it.
Losing a wife can be hard.
In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.
My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.
So I did - the middle one.
And that's when the fight started...