The Billing Rules
Why does the bar association forbid lawyers & clients from having sex?
To prevent them from billing twice for essentially the same service.
Why does the bar association forbid lawyers & clients from having sex?
To prevent them from billing twice for essentially the same service.
Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.
The cops show up at the house. There's a guy lying on the floor in a pool of blood and a woman holding a bloody 5-iron. One of the cops says, "Is that your husband?" She says, "Yep." He says, "He's dead." She says, "Yep." He asks, "Did you hit him with the golf club?" She says, "Yep." He says, "How many times?"
She says, "I don't know. Four, five ... put me down for four."
My wife was in labor with our first kid and she's cursing and screaming at me the whole time.
I told her: "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.'"
And that's when the fight started...