Why Is It St. Valentines Day?
It's called St. Valentine's Day because "St. Blowjob for Jewelry Day" just didn't have the same ring to it.
It's called St. Valentine's Day because "St. Blowjob for Jewelry Day" just didn't have the same ring to it.
A lady walked into a pharmacy and asked: "Do you have Viagra?" The pharmacist answered: "Sure." She then asked: "Does it work?" and his reply was: "Definitely!"
Finally whe wanted to know: "Can you get it over the counter?" and he told her "I can if I take two!"
What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?
A fuckin know-it-all!
My wife wanted to be a little adventurous. She told me she was up for making a sex tape.
I said, "Great, we should hold auditions for your part."
And that's when the fight started...