Wife Tests Husband's Love
My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...
My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...
What do women think about during sex? That depends...
The prostitute thinks: "That's all."
The nymphomaniac thinks: "That's all?"
The housewife thinks: "Beige...yes, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
I turned my whole life around.
I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.
My wife told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy.
When I came back she asked what did I get. I told her I got drunk.
And that's when the fight started...