My son gets behind the wheel of the car to take his first driving lesson. As mom gets in the passenger side he rolls down the window and asks: "Does this car have passenger side air bags?"
I said, "It does now."
And that's when the fight started...
What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
Snowballs.
"Mom I tied the knot."
"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."
Wife: "Will you love me when I'm old and fat?"
Husband: "I do."
And that's when the fight started...