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Dick's Joke of the Day

Some Good Advice Girls

When would you want a man's company?

When he owns it.

Never Give Up The Search

What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Easy Question

What do you call a 350-pound stripper?

Broke.

Get A Little Culture

I took my wife to the art gallery. The 1st picture was a naked women with a small patch of leaves over her private parts. My wife didn't like it so she said: "Let's keep going."

When I didn't follow right away she turned and asked: "What are you waiting for?"

I told her: "Autumn."

And that's when the fight started...

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Always Important To Match

A blonde walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?"

He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"

It Was Easy

In college I wanted to join the debating team.

But somebody talked me out of it.

What's Your Favorite Burger Joint?

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.