How To Tell The DIfference
What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?
A wedding ring.
What's the difference between a girl who spits and a girl who swallows?
A wedding ring.
What do you call a judge with no balls?
Justice Prick
What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
A man tells his wife "I want to take a picture of your boobs so I can remember them like this forever."
The wife replies "I want to take a picture of your dick so I can enlarge it."
And that's when the fight started...