Another Problem To Solve
Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
I had to make a visit to my doctor yesterday to get a mole removed from my dick.
From now on I'm going to stick to sheep.
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
My wife and I were discussing the differences between men and women. She asked: "So what do you think the biggest difference is?"
I told her: "What comes to mind when I say I'd like to give you a facial!"
And that's when the fight started...