Do I Make You Hungry Baby?
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
They finally came out new a new blonde paint.
It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.
I always wanted a pair of real cowboy boots. So I found a pair on sale and wore them home. Walking in the kitchen I asked my wife: "Notice anything different about me?" She looked up and said: "Nope."
So I figured how to fix that. I went into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again I asked her: "Notice anything different now?" This time she slowly looked me up and down, then said: "What's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!"
Now I was really mad so I told her: "You know why it's hanging down. 'Cause it's lookin' at my new boots!" Without missing a beat she said" "Then you shoulda bought a hat."
And that's when the fight started...