A Penis Enlarger That Really Works
My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.
She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.
My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.
She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.
A son asks, "Dad, how come I have brown skin and you are white?"
"Well son, just take a look at your mother,".
"But Dad, she's not black either."
"I know, you idiot! She's a fucking whore!"
What's a Turkeys favorite song?
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...