Let There Be Light
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. 1 holds the bulb & 9 drink till the room spins.
A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.
She came home with a red snapper.
A doctor told his patient her test results came back and she had a rare disease with only 6 months to live.
"That's such a short amount of time." the woman begged, "Isn't there anything I can do?"
"Marry a lawyer," the doctor told her. "It will be the longest six months of your life."
My wife remarked: "That Alzheimer's is a horrible disease. If I ever got it I think I'd shoot myself"
I replied: "You said that five minutes ago."
And that's when the fight started....