Smells Like A Good Time
What's the difference between pussy & pot?
If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.
What's the difference between pussy & pot?
If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.
Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin...
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and tonic.
Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"
My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...