Not Necessarily A Religious Test
You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?
If they all went, it would be hell.
You know why every woman doesn't go to heaven?
If they all went, it would be hell.
Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?
To warm up her husband's dinner.
Husband and wife are fast asleep when the phone rings at two o'clock in the morning. The husband picks up the phone and says: "Hello?... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weatherman?" Then he slams the phone down.
His wife rolls over and asks: "Who was that?" The husband replies: "I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."
One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.
I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."
And that's when the fight started...