The Difference Between Men And Women

Women fake orgasms to have relationships

Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

You Pay Extra For That

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I wouldn't pay fifty bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's Better?

What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?

Being a man.

Moaning And Groaning

My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"

I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."

And that's when the fight started...