Walk Down The Aisle
Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?
Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?
Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
Why do women wear black underwear?
They're in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times. In moments of temptation ask yourself just one question: Is 15 minutes of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"
One young girl in the back of the room rose and asked: "Excuse me, but how do you make it last 15 minutes?"
A guy stops in to the drugstore with his wife to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "she's not that ugly!"
And that's when the fight started...