Advice For Prepared Citizens
If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.
Your lawyer will thank you.
If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.
Your lawyer will thank you.
What's it mean when two lesbians make love?
It doesn't mean dick.
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” sighs the husband, “She’s my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” says the wife, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long.”
My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger around the house.
So I did - the middle one.
And that's when the fight started...