How are blondes like computers?
You never appreciate them until they go down on you.
What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)
This is going to be the 1st Valentine's Day I was single in almost 10 years. I'm kind of excited...
I just hope the wife feels the same way when she finds out.
I was walking in the park the other day with my wife when she pointed to a young couple sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" she asked.
"Honey," I replied, "I don't even know that woman!"
And that's when the fight started...