What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)
Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & pray you don't multiply.
And if your partner is really good she'll have no problem finding the root!
What do you call a judge with no balls?
Justice Prick
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.