Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?
So she won't shit on the street during the parade.
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What'd the bi-polar write on the picture postcard?
"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were dead."
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Girl texts: "If you're sleeping, send your dreams ... if you're laughing, send your smile."
Boyfriend texts back: "Taking a shit... Please advise."