"Every Sunday you go fishing, right?
Husband: "Yeah why?"
"The fish came by to tell you she's pregnant!"
You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!