Any man who thinks baseball is our national pastime never played doctor when he was a kid!
Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?
It's for the Christmas period.
It was dad's turn to take his 10-year old daughter for a haircut... so he took her to his favorite barber.
While she was sitting in the chair with her lollipop the barber walked up and warned, "You're going to get hair on your lollipop."
The little girl nodded and said, "Uh, huh. And I'm gonna get tits, too."
How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.