What's the difference between light and hard?
You can fall asleep with a light on.
When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.
Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.
Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid?
He said he could stop anytime.
I have the worst luck when it comes to scoring with chicks. Last night I got this cute little number back to my place and made my move with, "So you want to have sex?"
She said, "Well, I don't normally do this... but I think I'm gonna pass."